O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

monorue:

no worries friend
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monorue:

no worries friend

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karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS


princessaftbh:

nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling


diabeteswithowls:

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?


My friends are pretty bomb you guys. Watch this. 

posted 2 days ago

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

actressingfanatic:

Greatest Oscar moment ever? Why yes, it is.


Guys I’m going to Disneyland this week and I’m going to ask Captain America if he fondues

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

Results to be posted.

SHIT. FUCK. I DID IT.

SO I WAIT FOR LIKE 45 MIN AND THEN I FINALLY GET TO MEET HIM RIGHT

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AND I’M LIKE

"STEVE, I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU"

and he’s like

"What is that ma’am?" 

And I said, “Do you fondue?”

AND I SWEAR TO GOD THIS GUYS FUCKING FACE

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BUT THE BEST PART IS THAT HE WAS LIKE

"You know… I didn’t know what that meant for awhile. But I guess the answer would have to be…. Yes.” 

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OKAY BUT I WORK WITH CAP AT DISNEYLAND AND HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SORT OF FANGIRL AND HE WAS SO SICK OF THEIR SHIT IT WAS HILARIOUS


psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.


rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.


vesley:

my whole life

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  • Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
  • Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
  • Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
  • Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
  • Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
  • Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
  • Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Valjean: I have to become a better person.
  • Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.

fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general



indianajonesadventure:

Things I look for in a partner:

  • Extensive knowledge of Disney Parks