O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

HOW DID THIS SONG MANAGE TO EXIST WITHOUT ME KNOWING?

So good. Whoa. 

posted 18 hours ago with 3 notes

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.


sapphicscience:

if being gay is a sin, why did god create girls? checkmate


soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy


"When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you."
— Lemony Snicket (via coffee-spoons-oh-la)

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

posted 1 day ago via kellstiel · © alt-j with 322,971 notes

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS


catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.




pale-dandelion:

Everyone: You’re too old for Disney movies
Me: image



quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u


FOR FUCKS SAKE FOX NEWS WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF HE LIKES TO GOLF HE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

FOR FUCKS SAKE FOX NEWS WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF HE LIKES TO GOLF HE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

posted 5 days ago with 3 notes