no worries friend
no worries when rotate
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS
nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling
oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?
My friends are pretty bomb you guys. Watch this.
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
Greatest Oscar moment ever? Why yes, it is.
Results to be posted.
SHIT. FUCK. I DID IT.
SO I WAIT FOR LIKE 45 MIN AND THEN I FINALLY GET TO MEET HIM RIGHT
AND I’M LIKE
"STEVE, I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU"
and he’s like
"What is that ma’am?"
And I said, “Do you fondue?”
AND I SWEAR TO GOD THIS GUYS FUCKING FACE
BUT THE BEST PART IS THAT HE WAS LIKE
"You know… I didn’t know what that meant for awhile. But I guess the answer would have to be…. Yes.”
OKAY BUT I WORK WITH CAP AT DISNEYLAND AND HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SORT OF FANGIRL AND HE WAS SO SICK OF THEIR SHIT IT WAS HILARIOUS
LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS
I literally didnt recognize her
It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.
the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.
kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general
Things I look for in a partner:
- Extensive knowledge of Disney Parks